A Good Day To Die Hard

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McClane’s in Russia / John reduced to support role / Franchise just died hard.

 

Side Effects

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Prescription drugs woe / Mara, Law on fine form but… / Caused me drowsiness

The Croods

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Caveman Family / (Nope, ‘Cage-Man’ just doesn’t work!) / Surprisingly good

Oblivion

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Tom Cruise as Wall:E / With less personality / ‘Twists’ are obvious!!!!

Alan Partridge : Alpha Papa

 

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Norwich’s Finest / Disgruntled DJ with gun / ‘Back of the net’ good.

RED 2

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Thirty year lost nuke / Globetrotting but… aimless / Nonsensical plot

 

Now You See Me

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Magician bank heists / Lacked misdirection needed / Loved the concept though

 

Bullet To The Head

 

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Hitman, cop team up / Rocky series in mugshots / Mumbling V O

Hobbit 2: The Desolation Of Smaug

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Long but better paced / Shooting Dwarves in a barrel / Bard is all Welsh-y.

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Despicable Me 2

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Merchandise cash cow / Minions part of problem / 1 was bad, 2 worse.

The Monuments Men

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Stolen artwork search. / Why not cast a French actress? / Slow but worth telling.

The Lone Ranger

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Depp phoning it in / Thirty five minutes too long / Shame. Could have been fun.

Man Of Steel

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Cavill fills the suit / Less action more story please / A modern Kal-El

The World’s End

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Funny one liners / Lacks heart of the previous / Melted Cornetto.

Twilight 5: Breaking Dawn Pt2

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C G Baby head / Decapitation frenzy / Horrific writing

Oz The Great and Powerful

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Fantasy prequel / Keep your expectations low / My niece* enjoyed it.

* My niece is 4 years old.

 

Star Trek: First Contact

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Meeting the Vulcans / Floor 16: here you’ll find Borg / Moby Dick spoilers

Tombstone

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OK Corral scrap / “I’ll be your huckleberry” / Ticks genre boxes.

Much Ado About Nothing

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Whedon does the Bard / A worthwhile experiment / Finds the comedy.

Escape From New York

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Snake Plisskin, Eyepatch / Mission to rescue the Prez / Still influential.

Anna Karenina

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Proof that Law can act / Some staging is genius / The ‘passion’ felt forced

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